Sunday, May 21, 2017

Wooly Bully

Animal Mother: You a photographer?

Joker: I'm a combat correspondent.

Animal Mother: Well, you seen much combat?

Private Joker:  I've seen a little on TV.

Animal Mother: You're a real comedian.

Private Joker: Well, they call me the Joker.

Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.

Private Joker: Well, pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit!

Animal Mother: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?